Two Questions

$45.00

Two questions. Her voice. Nobody watching you listen.

Some people want an hour and a conversation. Some people have two specific questions and no interest in being looked at while they ask them.

Send your two questions. Julia reads them, records what she sees, and the audio lands in your inbox.

€45 · around eight minutes · within two working days

How it works

You write your two questions. As plainly or as messily as they come out. Nobody is marking them, and half the time the badly worded one is the real one.

Julia reads. With the twenty-two cards Mike drew by hand, the same ones she uses in every session. No other reader is working from them.

The audio arrives. Around eight minutes, in your inbox, yours to keep. Listen at two in the morning if that's when you need it. We send the card that came up as well.

You don't have to appear

No camera. No call. No calendar, no time zones, no rearranging your afternoon.

Use whatever name you like on the form. Julia doesn't need your real one to read your situation, and plenty of people would rather she didn't have it.

For some people that's a preference. For some it's the only reason they'd do this at all.

What people send

A decision that's been sitting for months and hasn't moved. Someone whose behaviour they can't account for. Whether to say the thing, and whether now is when. Whether a feeling they have about a situation is worth trusting or is just the week they're having.

Two is a tight limit and that's deliberate. Most people find that having to choose two does something on its own, before Julia has said a word.

What this isn't

Eight minutes on two questions is a sketch. There's no room to follow a thread where it wants to go, and Julia can't ask you a question back and hear what your voice does when you answer it.

If what you're carrying is bigger than two questions, book the hour instead. She'll tell you the same thing if she thinks it while recording.

Two questions. Her voice. Nobody watching you listen.

Some people want an hour and a conversation. Some people have two specific questions and no interest in being looked at while they ask them.

Send your two questions. Julia reads them, records what she sees, and the audio lands in your inbox.

€45 · around eight minutes · within two working days

How it works

You write your two questions. As plainly or as messily as they come out. Nobody is marking them, and half the time the badly worded one is the real one.

Julia reads. With the twenty-two cards Mike drew by hand, the same ones she uses in every session. No other reader is working from them.

The audio arrives. Around eight minutes, in your inbox, yours to keep. Listen at two in the morning if that's when you need it. We send the card that came up as well.

You don't have to appear

No camera. No call. No calendar, no time zones, no rearranging your afternoon.

Use whatever name you like on the form. Julia doesn't need your real one to read your situation, and plenty of people would rather she didn't have it.

For some people that's a preference. For some it's the only reason they'd do this at all.

What people send

A decision that's been sitting for months and hasn't moved. Someone whose behaviour they can't account for. Whether to say the thing, and whether now is when. Whether a feeling they have about a situation is worth trusting or is just the week they're having.

Two is a tight limit and that's deliberate. Most people find that having to choose two does something on its own, before Julia has said a word.

What this isn't

Eight minutes on two questions is a sketch. There's no room to follow a thread where it wants to go, and Julia can't ask you a question back and hear what your voice does when you answer it.

If what you're carrying is bigger than two questions, book the hour instead. She'll tell you the same thing if she thinks it while recording.